My Baby’s Buzz…
My baby has stopped buzzing these days. Yes. I for the past few days he has been very silent and reticent. He does utter a syllable or two once in while. But that’s it. Nothing more. He lies next to me in the bed at night but does not speak a word. Our mornings have been equally boring and unromantic. And today, on a Friday evening, he has ignored me completely. 😦 No party invitation. No plans of hitting the pub. I finally decided to confront him. He was hiding under the blanket. I tapped him at various places. Well, he seemed fine. His face was lit up just the sun-kissed snow caps. Suddenly, I noticed an expression on his face that I knew very well. He was hiding something. He had something to tell. I tickled him in his spot and the following things came gushing out.
1. DM-Pantaloon: Rush to Pantaloons and get 20% off.
2.TD-HDFC Bank: Dear customer, you are just one step away from availing a personal loan.
3.57272: Today you may win cash upto 10000 or Nokia N8.
4.TD-redBus: Did you know you can book your bus ticket online?
5.AX-650002: Get full one month validity on RC59 recharge and special talk time too.
Huh! It was not my baby’s fault after all! My friends had stopped SMSing me. Only the above mentioned people did. 😦 I guess I need to teach all my friends a lesson or two. What do you think? 😦